bornmonday: (I'm down to my last penny)

because, frankly, I couldn't resist, also open to anyone

[personal profile] bornmonday 2018-01-16 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
preened: sturmhond. (Default)

hit me

[personal profile] preened 2018-01-17 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
I can only speak casual Parseltongue. I'm not bad, though. Just the general "Where's the bathroom?" "Open the Chamber of Secrets." That type of stuff.
Edited (never trust tfln for correct spelling) 2018-01-17 09:30 (UTC)
discrete: (pic#)

[personal profile] discrete 2018-01-17 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
It's simple. When his lips are on my clitoris I want to marry him. When they are speaking I want to kill him.
beaky: (drinking away the pain)

[personal profile] beaky 2018-01-19 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.

which is good because i have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.