TFLN in Gotham

[plotarmored]

Comments

[asyoulike]

Is this your way of trying to get a pet snake?

[preened]

One of Selina's friends has one. I was thinking of getting one. Keep Alfred company.

[asyoulike]

I think it's more likely that you can actually talk Parseltongue than Alfred allowing you a pet, let alone a snake. Still, I applaud your optimism.

[preened]

Can you talk to him? He values your opinion, like I do.

[ sweet talking is a-go. ]

[asyoulike]

No.

That would be foolish of me. And I am not so easily manipulated.

[preened]

[ dammit. ]

For the record, I never thought you were so easily manipulated. Perhaps someone with a soft heart.

I just want a snake, Lucius. This is the least dangerous thing I've asked for in the last four years.

[asyoulike]

Exploiting a kind and generous nature? Tell me, are you attempting to get into Slytherin or is this pure accidental?

You're not lying and I agree it is but I don't think Alfred will not want it because of their danger.

[preened]

I've been told I look quite fetching in green.

[ that's your answer to everything, lucius. get him a snake. ]