TFLN in Gotham

[plotarmored]

Comments

to anyone who feels like it, honestly, mistexts more than welcome

[plotarmored]

What are you wearing?

because, frankly, I couldn't resist, also open to anyone

[bornmonday]

Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though

[adverse]

the blood of my enemies
why?
interested?

[discrete]

[ please let it be known that tabitha acknowledges her taste in men is questionable. ]

You're an idiot

[plotarmored]

...what enemies?

[adapts]

ya nasty, gordon

[plotarmored]

WRONG NUMBER

And go to bed, Selina, it's late.

[adverse]

a queen never kisses and tells jimbo
you're going to have to make it worth my time

[adapts]

out of curiousity, who were you trying to text? b/c i can see why they changed their name in your phone
boooooooring

[plotarmored]

If you make people bleed with your kisses, you should consider a dentist appointment.

[plotarmored]

None of your business. It was just the first text and I don't have to justify myself to you. Stay away from exciting texts, while you are at it.

[adverse]

aw baby
you didn't mind it when i made you bleed

[ james masochist gordon ]

[asyoulike]

A cotton button up shirt, blue
Three button suit jacket, brown.
Tie, damask blue and brown
Trousers, brown. Matching the jacket.
Cotton socks, white.
Leather shoes, brown.
Leather belt, black.

This is an odd request.

[plotarmored]

Which time?

Because the last few times, yeah, I did. Always seem to bleed around you.

[plotarmored]

...I texted the wrong number, Lucius. Sorry.

But it sounds like a great outfit.

[adverse]

you were always such a bleeding heart

i liked that about you, jim
always better than everyone else

[adapts]

you call that text you sent me exciting?
you are so old.

hit me

[preened]

I can only speak casual Parseltongue. I'm not bad, though. Just the general "Where's the bathroom?" "Open the Chamber of Secrets." That type of stuff.

[asyoulike]

Was the intended recipient Detective Bullock? As he is currently very enthusiastic about your text.

Unusual, given its the same shirt he wore three days in a row... Which troubles me.

[plotarmored]

It's not exciting. I am just saying that you shouldn't know about exciting.

Although seeing that I sent it to apparently all of Gotham makes that text more exciting.

[discrete]

It's simple. When his lips are on my clitoris I want to marry him. When they are speaking I want to kill him.

[plotarmored]

I'm not. Probably worse than most.

I just wanna give the better people a chance.

[plotarmored]

Ugh. I'll tell him to change his shirt.

And, no, he was not the intended. But don't tell him, might hurt his feelings.

[asyoulike]

Is this your way of trying to get a pet snake?

[adapts]

doesn't your job require you to be smart?