TFLN in Gotham

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[plotarmored]

WRONG NUMBER

And go to bed, Selina, it's late.

[adapts]

out of curiousity, who were you trying to text? b/c i can see why they changed their name in your phone
boooooooring

[plotarmored]

None of your business. It was just the first text and I don't have to justify myself to you. Stay away from exciting texts, while you are at it.

[adapts]

you call that text you sent me exciting?
you are so old.

[plotarmored]

It's not exciting. I am just saying that you shouldn't know about exciting.

Although seeing that I sent it to apparently all of Gotham makes that text more exciting.

[adapts]

doesn't your job require you to be smart?

[plotarmored]

You'd think. I have smart moments.

This wasn't one, admittedly.

[adapts]

if we're being real here, gordon, you haven't been making a lot of smart decisions lately. just sayin.

[plotarmored]

You don't say. Tell me something I don't know, Selina.

[adapts]

i stole a bunch of people's phones and have been texting butch from each and every one of them.

[ you said ... ]

[plotarmored]

...why?!

[adapts]

b/c i can
why else?

[plotarmored]

What's the point?

Maybe you have a crush on him.

[adapts]

[ DON'T CALL HER OUT LIKE THIS. ]

are you allowed to be dumb so often if you're the captain of the gcpd?

[plotarmored]

Actually.

Yeah. Don't have anyone directly above you and the commissioner's a buffoon.

[adapts]

if a woman was in power you wouldn't have this problem.
i'm just saying.

[plotarmored]

Maybe not, but I'd probably have about seven hundred different problems that are all a lot more complicated.

[adapts]

99 problems and y'all at fault. how does it feel to be the worst?

[plotarmored]

Makes you feel as if you have a lot of things left to fix.

[adapts]

can i give you some realistic advice, gordon?

[plotarmored]

Sure, let's hear it.

[adapts]

stop trying to fix people. some people you just can't fix. if you're so hellbent on fixing people, though? fix yourself. have you ever thrown a rock into a still pool before? it's kinda like that.

[plotarmored]

It's literally my job, Selina. But thanks.

You worry about yourself that much too? What criminal are you hanging out with these days?

[adapts]

what i worry about and who i hang out with is none of your business.
i know if i was stupid enough to tell you, you'd try and fix me. newsflash: this cat doesn't need fixing.

[plotarmored]

I hope you don't. If you're ever in trouble I can help with, let me know.

You got people who care about you.