TFLN in Gotham

[plotarmored]

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[disbelief]

How many people did you send this to, exactly?

[plotarmored]

Honestly, I'm not even sure yet.

At least four. I'm changing my number.

[disbelief]

Before you do, I thought I'd let you know I'm wearing clothes.

You?

[plotarmored]

You are supposed to be more descriptive. Lucius even detailed the colour of all his clothes as well as the fabric.

I'm wearing a shirt and pants. Do you want to go more detailed?

[disbelief]

[ so thirsty jimbo. ]

I'm wearing black slacks. A red button-up, and a black jacket. The shoes are a little tall in the heel for me.

Better?

[plotarmored]

How buttoned up is the button-up, curiously?

Bet your legs look great in that. Not that they don't always.

[disbelief]

Oh no, James. You don't get an answer to that question until you've earned it.

What kind of clothes are you wearing? I hope it's the blue green today.

[plotarmored]

I can wear that. I'm at home, I can wear whatever you want. Or not wear. You catch my drift.

Blue green it is.

[disbelief]

The esteemed James Gordon is at home? Has crime stopped for today to allow little Lee a moment of his time?

We'll have to make good use of it. Don't you think?

[plotarmored]

Just a half day, but there's still some hours left in that.

Just what I was thinking. You got suggestions, doctor?

Think I need bed rest.

[disbelief]

Hmm. What are your symptoms, Captain?

[plotarmored]

Accelerate heart rate, slightly short of breath, can't stop thinking about the most beautiful woman in the world, that kind of thing.

[disbelief]

Oh, wow. That's a pretty serious condition, James. How are you feeling right this moment?

[plotarmored]

I'm afraid that if I don't see my doctor, my condition might become critical.

STAT.

[disbelief]

Your doctor?

[plotarmored]

As in the doctor of my choice, not as in possession.

[disbelief]

What if I wanted you to be possessive over me? How would you feel about that?

I need your answer STAT, Jim.