TFLN in Gotham

[plotarmored]

Comments

[beaky]

i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.

which is good because i have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.

[riddleman]

Given you haven't been sober in the last ten years, approximately, that really doesn't leave much room for silence.

[beaky]

I'll have you know, I only drank socially when I was mayor.

[riddleman]

Well, you were in company a lot during that time.

I'm not judging, I made those breakfast Bloody Marys.

[beaky]

Well, getting through a tedious budget meeting sober was simply not possible.

You always made a good Bloody Mary. Your saving grace.

[riddleman]

No other positive qualities you can think of?
That's just mean.

See if I mix you another drink.

[beaky]

You shot me and destroyed my empire. AND you drank all the good scotch from my drinks cabinet. Don't deny it, I know it was you!!!

UNFORGIVABLE.

[plotarmored]

What do you want, Oswald?

[beaky]

To kill you. You easily manipulated little snake in the grass.

[plotarmored]

I thought a snake in the grass would be the manipulator.

[beaky]

You're both.

You manipulated me while she manipulated you and she tried to manipulate me. It's one big look of manipulation. All because you think with your dick.

[plotarmored]

I was trying to do what's best for the city. I'm always trying to do that. We'll see how this plays out.

Do you know how often I'm told I doomed Gotham the day I let you live?

[beaky]

Oh please, people are so dramatic.

You doomed Gotham by making Sofia exist in it but let's face it, I'm good for Gotham and people would know that if they could get over themselves. I was the best mayor this city ever had. Officially! Go look it up. I lowered crime, increased employment levels and built affordable housing. I also essentially rebuilt it after the whole Tetch Virus mess. Not to mention all the money I've poured into this economy.

Name one other person who'd done this much good for the city?

[zsaszle]

uh-huh

[beaky]

HOW DARE YOU TEXT ME BACK YOU TRAITOR>?!?!

[zsaszle]

like so

[beaky]

STOP IT

[zsaszle]

nuh-uh

1/?

[beaky]

I'm blocking you!

HA

[adapts]

do you have $50?

[beaky]

Not for you, I do not.
Get a job.

[adapts]

hire me.

[controls]

Absolutely nothing?

[beaky]

No.

You know what?
You're not even allowed to text me.

I changed my mind, go away.

[controls]

No. I won't. You go away.