TFLN in Gotham

[plotarmored]

Comments

to anyone who feels like it, honestly, mistexts more than welcome

[plotarmored]

What are you wearing?

[adverse]

the blood of my enemies
why?
interested?

[plotarmored]

...what enemies?

[adverse]

a queen never kisses and tells jimbo
you're going to have to make it worth my time

[plotarmored]

If you make people bleed with your kisses, you should consider a dentist appointment.

[adverse]

aw baby
you didn't mind it when i made you bleed

[ james masochist gordon ]

[adapts]

ya nasty, gordon

[plotarmored]

WRONG NUMBER

And go to bed, Selina, it's late.

[adapts]

out of curiousity, who were you trying to text? b/c i can see why they changed their name in your phone
boooooooring

[plotarmored]

None of your business. It was just the first text and I don't have to justify myself to you. Stay away from exciting texts, while you are at it.

[adapts]

you call that text you sent me exciting?
you are so old.

[asyoulike]

A cotton button up shirt, blue
Three button suit jacket, brown.
Tie, damask blue and brown
Trousers, brown. Matching the jacket.
Cotton socks, white.
Leather shoes, brown.
Leather belt, black.

This is an odd request.

[plotarmored]

...I texted the wrong number, Lucius. Sorry.

But it sounds like a great outfit.

[asyoulike]

Was the intended recipient Detective Bullock? As he is currently very enthusiastic about your text.

Unusual, given its the same shirt he wore three days in a row... Which troubles me.

[plotarmored]

Ugh. I'll tell him to change his shirt.

And, no, he was not the intended. But don't tell him, might hurt his feelings.

[asyoulike]

Please do. It's making me uneasy and I may just stop going g out of the m.e office to avoid it.

Okay, I will not. Who's clothes did you want to know about?

[disbelief]

Hi Jim.

[plotarmored]

thank god finally i sent this to someone i wanted to send it to

...I mean, hi.

[disbelief]

How many people did you send this to, exactly?

[plotarmored]

Honestly, I'm not even sure yet.

At least four. I'm changing my number.

[disbelief]

Before you do, I thought I'd let you know I'm wearing clothes.

You?

[controls]

Do you always make it a habit to ask the wrong questions, Captain?

[plotarmored]

Gotta be honest, I make a lot of wrongs things my habit.

[controls]

And you don't think to change that to a lot of right things?

[ she already knows the answer, because she's Smart. ]

[plotarmored]

Think, sure. But it's hard to break habits sometimes.

You never do things wrong?