TFLN in Gotham

[plotarmored]

Comments

[beaky]

Please stop using that term. How do you have gay friends if you speak like this?

She wears make up, trust me. I met her too, remember? Foundation, eyeliner, blush and lipstick. Very subtle but beautiful.

Yep. I'm aware. He sends me threats and I find myself angry andnworryingly interested.

[plotarmored]

Well, no. I'd not try to avoid the elephant in the room, none of them have a crush on me. Far as I know.

Huh. You're the expert.

He threatened me too, to make me shut up. I guess I can see the appeal.

[beaky]

I'm shocked you have gay friends given, to my knowledge, you have one friend and it's Harvey.

Right?

We are both very messed up people.

[plotarmored]

Hey! I have at least three or four friends.

I have dated one woman who's never tried to kill me, but she doesn't want to ever see me again and I can't blame her.

[beaky]

Harvey and ... who?

You're such a lady killer.

[plotarmored]

I'm not giving you a list of my friends, Oswald.

I should probably just stop dating.

[beaky]

Because you don't have more than one.

I would really suggest that. Or go date Sofia. You both deserve each other.

[plotarmored]

I do too!

And we are not interested in each other, but thanks for your blessing.

[beaky]

Name one other friend and I'll believe you.

I don't know, you're her type. Handsome, dumb and easily manipulated.

[plotarmored]

I'm not naming my friends so you can suss out the gay one or potentially target any of them.

Pretty sure she's done with me.

[beaky]

If I planned to target your friends, wouldn't I have done that already? And I won't suss it out. I have very poor 'gaydar'.

Sucks to be you.

[plotarmored]

Overall, currently, yeah, it does.

We'll see how the city fares.

[beaky]

We shall.

I would wish you good luck but I just don't want you to have any. Hope you crash and burn.