asyoulike: (not even going into a bar)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
Was the intended recipient Detective Bullock? As he is currently very enthusiastic about your text.

Unusual, given its the same shirt he wore three days in a row... Which troubles me.
asyoulike: (ladies and gentlemen)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Please do. It's making me uneasy and I may just stop going g out of the m.e office to avoid it.

Okay, I will not. Who's clothes did you want to know about?
asyoulike: (all things considered)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I would say you are welcome but given your situation with Lee, very unlikely.

Especially if you intend to text her like that.
asyoulike: (and that is not a joke)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
But you really should not. She already thinks badly of you. Given you killed her fiancé.

Why not start with 'hello'
asyoulike: (it's definitely unique)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
with respect and interest when not inebriated? Correct.

asyoulike: (ladies and gentlemen)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Harvey informs me that he has a 'way with the ladies' so I assume this negates everything else.

I have no way with the ladies. I'm very thankful.

Would you like some advise for your hangover?
asyoulike: (a man walks into a bar)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you'd not be. You can't help what you want.

No worries. If you need anything, let me know.
asyoulike: (a hand in the vending machine)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it rude to suggest you work on your social skills to avoid this kind of pain in future.

I'm helping detective Bullock with a case and he's helpfully calling me varying names critiquing my intelligence
asyoulike: (ladies and gentlemen)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That solves one of the problems. What about the rest?

No, I don't mind. I did assume. I like Harvey regardless of the way he speaks and just generally is.
asyoulike: (i would despair but they do a good job)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. You didn't realise?

Then never mind. Doesn't matter.

Despite the GCPD being difficult with its insensitive language, mockery and exclusion, I find it's a more honest place to work than anywhere I have before. I credit a lot of that to Harvey.
asyoulike: (all things considered)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Your poor social skills aren't exclusive to when you're drunk.

Excellent. I assume one of those was Nygma?
asyoulike: (it's definitely unique)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
How unfortunate. People never make that mistake with me.

Ah. So the ends justified the means for you. Got it. Still problematic but okay. At least Edward was good at his job before the entire mental collapse.