sirenclub | TFLN in Gotham

None of your business. It was just the first text and I don't have to justify myself to you. Stay away from exciting texts, while you are at it.

you call that text you sent me exciting?
you are so old.

It's not exciting. I am just saying that you shouldn't know about exciting.

Although seeing that I sent it to apparently all of Gotham makes that text more exciting.

doesn't your job require you to be smart?

You'd think. I have smart moments.

This wasn't one, admittedly.

if we're being real here, gordon, you haven't been making a lot of smart decisions lately. just sayin.

You don't say. Tell me something I don't know, Selina.

i stole a bunch of people's phones and have been texting butch from each and every one of them.

[ you said ... ]

...why?!

b/c i can
why else?

What's the point?

Maybe you have a crush on him.

[ DON'T CALL HER OUT LIKE THIS. ]

are you allowed to be dumb so often if you're the captain of the gcpd?

Actually.

Yeah. Don't have anyone directly above you and the commissioner's a buffoon.

if a woman was in power you wouldn't have this problem.
i'm just saying.

Maybe not, but I'd probably have about seven hundred different problems that are all a lot more complicated.

99 problems and y'all at fault. how does it feel to be the worst?

Makes you feel as if you have a lot of things left to fix.

can i give you some realistic advice, gordon?

Sure, let's hear it.

stop trying to fix people. some people you just can't fix. if you're so hellbent on fixing people, though? fix yourself. have you ever thrown a rock into a still pool before? it's kinda like that.

It's literally my job, Selina. But thanks.

You worry about yourself that much too? What criminal are you hanging out with these days?

what i worry about and who i hang out with is none of your business.
i know if i was stupid enough to tell you, you'd try and fix me. newsflash: this cat doesn't need fixing.

I hope you don't. If you're ever in trouble I can help with, let me know.

You got people who care about you.

[ jim should know by now that selina becomes skittish around feelings. ]

good thing i'm never in trouble, right? someone around here needs to be actually competent in life.

I hope you always land on your feet, Selina, I really do.

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