Date: 2018-01-18 09:15 pm (UTC)
bornmonday: (money I don't have any)
From: [personal profile] bornmonday
Not my fault so many cliches fit you. Try being less beautiful.

Date: 2018-01-18 09:17 pm (UTC)
bornmonday: (they think I'm a rover)
From: [personal profile] bornmonday
dunno

hard to say, given everything

I think it'd have been better for everyone she cared about and Fish had a habit of caring for the little people, in her own special way

Date: 2018-01-18 09:18 pm (UTC)
bornmonday: (big man in town)
From: [personal profile] bornmonday
Guess I gotta be glad you didn't meet me on Casual Friday.

Date: 2018-01-19 10:06 am (UTC)
asyoulike: (gotham's finest)
From: [personal profile] asyoulike
Exploiting a kind and generous nature? Tell me, are you attempting to get into Slytherin or is this pure accidental?

You're not lying and I agree it is but I don't think Alfred will not want it because of their danger.

Date: 2018-01-19 10:24 am (UTC)
beaky: (drinking away the pain)
From: [personal profile] beaky
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.

which is good because i have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.

Date: 2018-01-19 10:25 am (UTC)
riddleman: (A consternation.)
From: [personal profile] riddleman
Given you haven't been sober in the last ten years, approximately, that really doesn't leave much room for silence.

Date: 2018-01-19 10:30 am (UTC)
beaky: (who is that)
From: [personal profile] beaky
I'll have you know, I only drank socially when I was mayor.

Date: 2018-01-19 10:31 am (UTC)
beaky: (violence is fun!)
From: [personal profile] beaky
To kill you. You easily manipulated little snake in the grass.

Date: 2018-01-19 10:32 am (UTC)
riddleman: (A grin.)
From: [personal profile] riddleman
Well, you were in company a lot during that time.

I'm not judging, I made those breakfast Bloody Marys.

Date: 2018-01-19 10:34 am (UTC)
beaky: (sup brooooooooo)
From: [personal profile] beaky
Well, getting through a tedious budget meeting sober was simply not possible.

You always made a good Bloody Mary. Your saving grace.

Date: 2018-01-19 10:35 am (UTC)
zsaszle: (suddenly I'm in over my head)
From: [personal profile] zsaszle
uh-huh

Date: 2018-01-19 10:37 am (UTC)
riddleman: (A what was that now.)
From: [personal profile] riddleman
No other positive qualities you can think of?
That's just mean.

See if I mix you another drink.

Date: 2018-01-19 10:38 am (UTC)
beaky: (dear god)
From: [personal profile] beaky
You're both.

You manipulated me while she manipulated you and she tried to manipulate me. It's one big look of manipulation. All because you think with your dick.

Date: 2018-01-19 10:39 am (UTC)
beaky: (snarling teeth)
From: [personal profile] beaky
HOW DARE YOU TEXT ME BACK YOU TRAITOR>?!?!

Date: 2018-01-19 10:40 am (UTC)
beaky: (gonna murder you)
From: [personal profile] beaky
You shot me and destroyed my empire. AND you drank all the good scotch from my drinks cabinet. Don't deny it, I know it was you!!!

UNFORGIVABLE.

Date: 2018-01-19 10:40 am (UTC)
zsaszle: (she's sleeping like a child)
From: [personal profile] zsaszle
like so

Date: 2018-01-19 10:41 am (UTC)
riddleman: (A why do you ask.)
From: [personal profile] riddleman
Used it to wash down the pills that gave me hallucinations, actually.

Tasty.

Date: 2018-01-19 10:43 am (UTC)
beaky: (sometimes it works)
From: [personal profile] beaky
Oh please, people are so dramatic.

You doomed Gotham by making Sofia exist in it but let's face it, I'm good for Gotham and people would know that if they could get over themselves. I was the best mayor this city ever had. Officially! Go look it up. I lowered crime, increased employment levels and built affordable housing. I also essentially rebuilt it after the whole Tetch Virus mess. Not to mention all the money I've poured into this economy.

Name one other person who'd done this much good for the city?

Date: 2018-01-19 10:44 am (UTC)
beaky: (gonna murder you)
From: [personal profile] beaky
STOP IT

Date: 2018-01-19 10:45 am (UTC)
zsaszle: (what could I do)
From: [personal profile] zsaszle
nuh-uh

Date: 2018-01-19 10:45 am (UTC)
beaky: (bitch plz)
From: [personal profile] beaky
I'm so billing you.

I can't believe that in a month, you managed to spend a quarter of my father's fortune. You need better money management.

1/?

Date: 2018-01-19 10:46 am (UTC)
beaky: (Heee fun)
From: [personal profile] beaky
I'm blocking you!

HA