TFLN in Gotham

[plotarmored]

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[beaky]

Wonderful.

And yet, do I ever get a thank you? No. Just attempts at murder.

[beaky]

I don't know what a little box with an X in it means but I do know it's a threat.

Be careful who you mess with.

[riddleman]

I have thanked you in words and deeds before you betrayed my trust and played me for a fool.

[beaky]

Why?

[zsaszle]

Sleep with one eye open.

[beaky]

Oh please, as if you didn't do the same to me.

We're even. Get over it.

[plotarmored]

You have a quality.

[beaky]

No.

I'll sleep after too much wine like I always do.

[riddleman]

Maybe we're even. Either way, my gratitude has run out, old friend.

[beaky]

I see.

What kind of quality? Do explain.

[plotarmored]

A gay quality?

You are into dudes!

[beaky]

So has mine.

It's time we stop idealising each other and demonising each other and just admit it no longer matters. We're not much of anything to each other any more.

[beaky]

Explain what a gay quality is.

Tell me what I do that is 'gay' and why you would assume I'm into dudes.

[riddleman]

I suppose that's it then.

I'm just the man who makes a mean Bloody Mary.

[plotarmored]

You keep touching my arm. Always. Why?

You also wear more make-up than any straight man I know.

[beaky]

And i'm the alcoholic who craves it for breakfast.

I could think of worse things.

[beaky]

Detective Bullock is always touching your arm and honestly other places too. Does that make him gay?

I wear eyeliner. You know who else wears eyeliner? Most of Gotham.

Is that all?

[riddleman]

To have for breakfast? Oh, yes. In your case, orange juice without vodka must seem like a travesty.

not sent

[plotarmored]

NO YOU ARE GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE

[beaky]

Right now I'm living off jerky and cola. And there is some constant insistence that I try something called pop rocks.

I hate my life a lot.

[plotarmored]

No, Harvey is definitely into women. I have entirely too much evidence of that.

You were so close with Ed. He's got qualities too.

[riddleman]

Don't mix the pop rocks with the cola.

What else is new?

[beaky]

Oh good Lord, I will stop you there.

Your homophobia is tiring but expected. James, you think in a very backwards manner.

[beaky]

Well, before I hated my life but I had money.

Now I don't and an assassin wants to torture me slowly to death. So that is kind of new.

[plotarmored]

I'm not homophobic. I have gay friends.

My point is that you and your chief of staff posed for pictures like you were married, lived together and then you kept him on display in your club.