TFLN in Gotham

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[beaky]

All the boys in my life are trying to murder me.

I sometimes wonder why my mother spend so much time warning me about women when men are clearly more dangerous.

[riddleman]

You just tend to get more intense with men. Your mother couldn't see that coming. Although she really should have.

But I don't intend to murder you anymore.

[beaky]

Do you think i have a gay quality?

Perfection! One down, several other men to survive.

[riddleman]

You are gay quality. And, more seriously, no, I just think you are gay.

My money would be on Zsasz.

[beaky]

I am indeed. I was just wondering, Jim was making weird comments earlier.

Mine too.

[riddleman]

Oh, right. Jimbo just doesn't want to discuss your crush on him, so that's fun.

If you can expose Sofia, Zsasz would turn on her.

[beaky]

It's quite amusing, yes. I just put it out there to stop him. He also thinks you have a gay quality.

I know but I don't know how to prove it.

[riddleman]

Of course he does, that happens all the time. Good to know that some things never change.

I could probably come up with a way.

[beaky]

I would have told him you were straight but that's your business.

I know you could but we don't work together, do we?

[riddleman]

As you've said, we are nothing to each other anymore. Unless you need a Bloody Mary.

[beaky]

I do.

I really, really, REALLY do.

[riddleman]

Then you know where to find me.

Friend.

[beaky]

That's very true.

Friend.