beaky: (what even are you saying)

[personal profile] beaky 2018-01-19 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I am but first I have to put a very big bomb in a very stupid place for the sake of a joke.

Of course, he believes I killed Don Falcone. Like an idiot.
riddleman: (A profile.)

[personal profile] riddleman 2018-01-19 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. I can't help but wonder if you couldn't have teamed up with someone else instead.

Anyway. I knew you didn't kill Don Falcone. I assume Zsasz is being played. He's not much of a thinker. Very professional though.
beaky: (all those feels)

[personal profile] beaky 2018-01-19 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm having fun so I don't know. I don't care. I had some amusing times with Jerome and Jervis, surprisingly.

True. No one was thinking much apparently if they'd think I'd be that stupid. I'm glad someone got it.
riddleman: no glasses (A crouching jerk.)

[personal profile] riddleman 2018-01-19 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You have your moments of stupidity, but I assume that in case of Don Falcone, you'd have been unlikely to let emotions overrule your shrewdness.

Don't let Zsasz get you. I still have dibs.
beaky: (all those feels)

[personal profile] beaky 2018-01-19 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
All the boys in my life are trying to murder me.

I sometimes wonder why my mother spend so much time warning me about women when men are clearly more dangerous.
riddleman: (A goodbye.)

[personal profile] riddleman 2018-01-19 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You just tend to get more intense with men. Your mother couldn't see that coming. Although she really should have.

But I don't intend to murder you anymore.
beaky: (Heee fun)

[personal profile] beaky 2018-01-19 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think i have a gay quality?

Perfection! One down, several other men to survive.
riddleman: (A what was that now.)

[personal profile] riddleman 2018-01-19 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You are gay quality. And, more seriously, no, I just think you are gay.

My money would be on Zsasz.
beaky: (glasses nerd)

[personal profile] beaky 2018-01-19 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I am indeed. I was just wondering, Jim was making weird comments earlier.

Mine too.
riddleman: (A pose.)

[personal profile] riddleman 2018-01-19 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, right. Jimbo just doesn't want to discuss your crush on him, so that's fun.

If you can expose Sofia, Zsasz would turn on her.
beaky: (gonna murder you)

[personal profile] beaky 2018-01-19 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It's quite amusing, yes. I just put it out there to stop him. He also thinks you have a gay quality.

I know but I don't know how to prove it.
riddleman: (A hat tilt.)

[personal profile] riddleman 2018-01-19 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course he does, that happens all the time. Good to know that some things never change.

I could probably come up with a way.
beaky: (i am a glorious god)

[personal profile] beaky 2018-01-19 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I would have told him you were straight but that's your business.

I know you could but we don't work together, do we?
riddleman: (An aside.)

[personal profile] riddleman 2018-01-19 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
As you've said, we are nothing to each other anymore. Unless you need a Bloody Mary.
beaky: (i need ed)

[personal profile] beaky 2018-01-19 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I do.

I really, really, REALLY do.
riddleman: no glasses (A penguin.)

[personal profile] riddleman 2018-01-19 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you know where to find me.

Friend.
beaky: (i am a glorious god)

[personal profile] beaky 2018-01-19 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That's very true.

Friend.