TFLN in Gotham

[plotarmored]

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because, frankly, I couldn't resist, also open to anyone

[bornmonday]

Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though

[discrete]

[ please let it be known that tabitha acknowledges her taste in men is questionable. ]

You're an idiot

[bornmonday]

I'm sure you're right, but why?

[discrete]

The fact you have to ask me that just proves my point

Did you lose on purpose?

[bornmonday]

I don't know about that.

Not a surprising loss, I'll say that.

[discrete]

We're going to have to talk about this, Butch. I can't be seen dating a loser.

[bornmonday]

Wait.

If I'm dating you, I don't wanna win anyone else. So that works.

[discrete]

That's the most endearing thing you've ever said.

[ she's feeling confused. ]

Spend your time winning things that are worth your effort, Butch. This is the first and ONLY time I'm ever going to say this.
You undermine yourself too much. You're worth a lot more.

[bornmonday]

Babe, I'd have never in a billion years thought a lady like you would look at me twice. Can't win higher than that.

[terrify]

And why is it that you didn't win? My money is always on you, Butch.

[bornmonday]

That's the smart money.

But she had nicer cleavage, gotta admit.

[terrify]

You know your own weaknesses and yet you still give into them. Why?

[bornmonday]

What can I say? I'm just a man. Supposed to be a bit dumb.

[terrify]

That's where you're wrong, Butch. You're my man. My men are not close to being considered "a bit dumb."

[bornmonday]

I'm smart with the business and smarter than the guys. You gotta grant me some lady stupidity, can't avoid that.

[terrify]

And if I choose not to? What will you do about it?

[ fyi you're just going to have to deal with fish holding you in high esteem, gilzean. ]

[bornmonday]

...not tell you when I strike out?

[adapts]

new phone who dis.

[bornmonday]

Kid, this so aint for you.

Stop stealing phones. No decent money in that anyway.

[adapts]

maybe for you, but i know how to work a text message. just scored me some $100 by reworking yours.
:)

[bornmonday]

yeah? how you do that?

[adapts]

$100 fee.

[bornmonday]

Who's dumb enough to pay that?

[adapts]

i'll tell you for $5.

[bornmonday]

Riiiight.

Good luck pushing that, girly.