oldsausage: (bent as a nine-bob note)

[personal profile] oldsausage 2018-01-18 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
You really ought to get out more, Master B. Turning into a right shut-in weirdo.
preened: sturmhond. (Default)

[personal profile] preened 2018-01-18 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I get out enough, Alfred. You needn't be concerned with me and my missions concerning a ring and a hobbit.
oldsausage: (bang to rights)

[personal profile] oldsausage 2018-01-18 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. It's going to take a lot of sweeping to get all that bollocks out of your system.
preened: sturmhond. (Default)

[personal profile] preened 2018-01-18 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Can we spar instead? It's easier to get rid of all that bollocks.

[ he has no clue what you said, dad. ]
oldsausage: (queer your pitch)

[personal profile] oldsausage 2018-01-18 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Might be one way to get your head on right again. Don't complain if you get knocked about, mate, you need it.
preened: sturmhond. (Default)

[personal profile] preened 2018-01-18 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Loser has to make the winner's choice of dinner. Agreed?
oldsausage: (eating irons)

[personal profile] oldsausage 2018-01-18 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Great, now I either have to cook or eat your cooking.

You're on, Master B.
preened: sturmhond. (Default)

[personal profile] preened 2018-01-19 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
For the record, I'm going to enjoy my four course win tonight.
oldsausage: (bang to rights)

[personal profile] oldsausage 2018-01-19 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hope you don't choke on it.
preened: sturmhond. (Default)

[personal profile] preened 2018-01-19 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
See you outside in 5 minutes old man. Hope you don't croak.