TFLN in Gotham

[plotarmored]

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[plotarmored]

Sure, that's how I fall asleep at night.

There's good in this city. That's worth protecting.

[oldsausage]

For SWEEPING, Master Bruce.

[adapts]

b/c i can
why else?

[bornmonday]

yeah? how you do that?

[plotarmored]

What's the point?

Maybe you have a crush on him.

[preened]

[ there's a noticeable pause. ]

Why would I be sweeping? They don't sweep in Hogwarts.

[oldsausage]

Because you're not in Hogwarts, Master B, and the house isn't going to sweep itself, is it?

[adapts]

[ DON'T CALL HER OUT LIKE THIS. ]

are you allowed to be dumb so often if you're the captain of the gcpd?

[adapts]

$100 fee.

[adverse]

oh, jim
sometimes you are so cute when you're being so stupid
one day you'll wake up and realize that handsome reflection you see in the mirror is of the only good man in the city

[bornmonday]

Who's dumb enough to pay that?

[plotarmored]

I don't know how much good there's left in me. But that's worth it, keeps others safe.

You can't keep your armour shining in this city.

I'm sorry about that, for you too.

[preened]

If I had a wand it would be able to sweep itself!

[adapts]

i'll tell you for $5.

[plotarmored]

Actually.

Yeah. Don't have anyone directly above you and the commissioner's a buffoon.

[bornmonday]

Riiiight.

Good luck pushing that, girly.

[oldsausage]

I'm never letting you read any Tolkien.

[adapts]

i'll tell you this for free - you need to up your game if you want to impress anyone. buy a new suit, a vowel. whatever.

[adapts]

if a woman was in power you wouldn't have this problem.
i'm just saying.

[bornmonday]

If I ever want to clean up nice in preschool, I'll be sure to ask your advice first.

[plotarmored]

Maybe not, but I'd probably have about seven hundred different problems that are all a lot more complicated.

[adverse]

i've never shined so brightly as i do right now
and you want to know why? i found myself, jimbo
pulled the wool from my eyes and saw myself for who i really was
you may say i'm imperfect and crazy, but i'm free, baby, and that makes me better than you

[preened]

Can I get something out of that one, too?

[adapts]

lol wow! how long did it take for you to think up that one?

[adapts]

99 problems and y'all at fault. how does it feel to be the worst?