plotarmored: (we all need it)
James "Jim" Gordon ([personal profile] plotarmored) wrote in [community profile] sirenclub2018-01-17 12:08 am
oldsausage: (bang to rights)

[personal profile] oldsausage 2018-01-17 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
For SWEEPING, Master Bruce.
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[personal profile] adapts 2018-01-17 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
b/c i can
why else?
bornmonday: (each day as I grow older)

[personal profile] bornmonday 2018-01-17 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah? how you do that?
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[personal profile] preened 2018-01-17 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ there's a noticeable pause. ]

Why would I be sweeping? They don't sweep in Hogwarts.
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[personal profile] oldsausage 2018-01-17 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you're not in Hogwarts, Master B, and the house isn't going to sweep itself, is it?
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[personal profile] adapts 2018-01-17 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ DON'T CALL HER OUT LIKE THIS. ]

are you allowed to be dumb so often if you're the captain of the gcpd?
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[personal profile] adapts 2018-01-17 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
$100 fee.
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[personal profile] adverse 2018-01-17 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, jim
sometimes you are so cute when you're being so stupid
one day you'll wake up and realize that handsome reflection you see in the mirror is of the only good man in the city
bornmonday: (I'll be a big man in town)

[personal profile] bornmonday 2018-01-17 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Who's dumb enough to pay that?
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[personal profile] preened 2018-01-17 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
If I had a wand it would be able to sweep itself!
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[personal profile] adapts 2018-01-17 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll tell you for $5.
bornmonday: (the nights are getting colder)

[personal profile] bornmonday 2018-01-17 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Riiiight.

Good luck pushing that, girly.
oldsausage: (know my onions)

[personal profile] oldsausage 2018-01-17 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm never letting you read any Tolkien.
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[personal profile] adapts 2018-01-17 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll tell you this for free - you need to up your game if you want to impress anyone. buy a new suit, a vowel. whatever.
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[personal profile] adapts 2018-01-17 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
if a woman was in power you wouldn't have this problem.
i'm just saying.
bornmonday: (I'm down to my last penny)

[personal profile] bornmonday 2018-01-17 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
If I ever want to clean up nice in preschool, I'll be sure to ask your advice first.
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[personal profile] adverse 2018-01-17 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
i've never shined so brightly as i do right now
and you want to know why? i found myself, jimbo
pulled the wool from my eyes and saw myself for who i really was
you may say i'm imperfect and crazy, but i'm free, baby, and that makes me better than you
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[personal profile] preened 2018-01-17 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I get something out of that one, too?
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[personal profile] adapts 2018-01-17 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
lol wow! how long did it take for you to think up that one?
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[personal profile] adapts 2018-01-17 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
99 problems and y'all at fault. how does it feel to be the worst?

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