plotarmored: (we all need it)
James "Jim" Gordon ([personal profile] plotarmored) wrote in [community profile] sirenclub2018-01-17 12:08 am
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asyoulike: (and that is not a joke)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
But you really should not. She already thinks badly of you. Given you killed her fiancé.

Why not start with 'hello'
plotarmored: (for everyone of us)

[personal profile] plotarmored 2018-01-17 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'd really not text anyone anything like that either, but I wasn't exactly sober.

Hello, huh? You know how to talk to the ladies.
asyoulike: (it's definitely unique)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
with respect and interest when not inebriated? Correct.

plotarmored: (I'm lookin' over the skyline of the city)

[personal profile] plotarmored 2018-01-17 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well.

If that was true, Harvey would never get laid.

Sorry. Hungover.
asyoulike: (ladies and gentlemen)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Harvey informs me that he has a 'way with the ladies' so I assume this negates everything else.

I have no way with the ladies. I'm very thankful.

Would you like some advise for your hangover?
plotarmored: (I'm lookin' over the skyline of the city)

[personal profile] plotarmored 2018-01-17 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, I think I'd be better off if I didn't have a way with the ladies too.

I already hydrated and took some aspirin, so I should be fine in a bit. Regretful, but fine. Thanks, Lucius.
asyoulike: (a man walks into a bar)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you'd not be. You can't help what you want.

No worries. If you need anything, let me know.
plotarmored: (signals of solution in the sky)

[personal profile] plotarmored 2018-01-17 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably not. Masochist or something.

Thanks. You are a good guy, Lucius. What's up with you?
asyoulike: (a hand in the vending machine)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it rude to suggest you work on your social skills to avoid this kind of pain in future.

I'm helping detective Bullock with a case and he's helpfully calling me varying names critiquing my intelligence
plotarmored: (signals of solution in the sky)

[personal profile] plotarmored 2018-01-17 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the best advice would be to turn my phone off next time I get drunk.

It's because he feels stupid around me. You don't really mind, right? That's just Harvey.
asyoulike: (ladies and gentlemen)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That solves one of the problems. What about the rest?

No, I don't mind. I did assume. I like Harvey regardless of the way he speaks and just generally is.
plotarmored: (loud quiet nights in the mist of crime)

[personal profile] plotarmored 2018-01-17 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What rest?

You kinda have to. You're in trouble when you start liking him for that. I fell down that rabbit hole.
asyoulike: (i would despair but they do a good job)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. You didn't realise?

Then never mind. Doesn't matter.

Despite the GCPD being difficult with its insensitive language, mockery and exclusion, I find it's a more honest place to work than anywhere I have before. I credit a lot of that to Harvey.
plotarmored: (signals of solution in the sky)

[personal profile] plotarmored 2018-01-17 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
...please tell me.

Well, if you don't start collecting body parts or going insane, you are doing better than any of your predecessors.
asyoulike: (all things considered)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Your poor social skills aren't exclusive to when you're drunk.

Excellent. I assume one of those was Nygma?
plotarmored: (loud quiet nights in the mist of crime)

[personal profile] plotarmored 2018-01-17 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't argue with that. I'm not a people person, people just think I am.

As you well know. I also kinda think that he might have been the one to smuggle body parts into the old examiner's locker. But that guy wasn't the best, so.
asyoulike: (it's definitely unique)

[personal profile] asyoulike 2018-01-17 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
How unfortunate. People never make that mistake with me.

Ah. So the ends justified the means for you. Got it. Still problematic but okay. At least Edward was good at his job before the entire mental collapse.
plotarmored: (a city of justice)

[personal profile] plotarmored 2018-01-17 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
We all have our cross to bear.

I wouldn't say justified, but I'm not in any hurry to hire that guy back. I'm glad we have you now.

Ed was good. I thought he was a good man. I don't know, Lucius, this city. It gets to people.
preened: sturmhond. (Default)

[personal profile] preened 2018-01-17 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I get a wand?
adverse: (pic#12021169)

[personal profile] adverse 2018-01-17 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
do you ever get bored hearing yourself talk, jimmy?
that self righteousness would put any good soul to sleep
adapts: (pic#12021362)

[personal profile] adapts 2018-01-17 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
i stole a bunch of people's phones and have been texting butch from each and every one of them.

[ you said ... ]
adapts: (pic#12021362)

[personal profile] adapts 2018-01-17 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe for you, but i know how to work a text message. just scored me some $100 by reworking yours.
:)
oldsausage: (damp squib)

[personal profile] oldsausage 2018-01-17 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You can get a broom if you want.
plotarmored: (how we need a place where we can go)

[personal profile] plotarmored 2018-01-17 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...why?!
preened: sturmhond. (Default)

[personal profile] preened 2018-01-17 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
YES YOU'RE THE BEST ALFRED
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