TFLN in Gotham

[plotarmored]

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[adverse]

newsflash, jim
there are no "better people" in gotham
when you realize that you'll be better off
trust me

[preened]

One of Selina's friends has one. I was thinking of getting one. Keep Alfred company.

[plotarmored]

You'd think. I have smart moments.

This wasn't one, admittedly.

[asyoulike]

I think it's more likely that you can actually talk Parseltongue than Alfred allowing you a pet, let alone a snake. Still, I applaud your optimism.

[disbelief]

Hi Jim.

[asyoulike]

Please do. It's making me uneasy and I may just stop going g out of the m.e office to avoid it.

Okay, I will not. Who's clothes did you want to know about?

[terrify]

And why is it that you didn't win? My money is always on you, Butch.

[controls]

Do you always make it a habit to ask the wrong questions, Captain?

[preened]

Can you talk to him? He values your opinion, like I do.

[ sweet talking is a-go. ]

[adapts]

if we're being real here, gordon, you haven't been making a lot of smart decisions lately. just sayin.

[adapts]

new phone who dis.

[asyoulike]

No.

That would be foolish of me. And I am not so easily manipulated.

[preened]

[ dammit. ]

For the record, I never thought you were so easily manipulated. Perhaps someone with a soft heart.

I just want a snake, Lucius. This is the least dangerous thing I've asked for in the last four years.

[oldsausage]

When I told you to read more British literature, that's so not what I meant, mate.

[bornmonday]

Aw, babe!

...aw, babe.

[bornmonday]

I'm sure you're right, but why?

[bornmonday]

That's the smart money.

But she had nicer cleavage, gotta admit.

[bornmonday]

Kid, this so aint for you.

Stop stealing phones. No decent money in that anyway.

[plotarmored]

thank god finally i sent this to someone i wanted to send it to

...I mean, hi.

[plotarmored]

Gotta be honest, I make a lot of wrongs things my habit.

[plotarmored]

I mean, at least the m.e. office is clean. I want to stay in there sometimes.

Someone female, for one thing.

[plotarmored]

You don't say. Tell me something I don't know, Selina.

[plotarmored]

There are. I've met them, sometimes they are where you least expect them.

You know they exist. It's just easier pretending they don't.

[asyoulike]

I would say you are welcome but given your situation with Lee, very unlikely.

Especially if you intend to text her like that.

[plotarmored]

I'm not saying that'd be a smart choice either, but I could text a lot worse than her.