TFLN in Gotham

[plotarmored]

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[riddleman]

Then make some money. That's what I did, even while I was dumb.

And I'm sure a lot of people have wanted to torture you slowly to death all your life. Promise.

Zsasz?

[beaky]

Jim, you just claimed I was gay because I wear make up and I touched you a few times.

You could literally of just said I had a crush on Edward, which it a pretty well known thing, instead of awkwardly throwing stereotypes at me.

By your logic, almost every man in Gotham is gay.

[beaky]

I am but first I have to put a very big bomb in a very stupid place for the sake of a joke.

Of course, he believes I killed Don Falcone. Like an idiot.

[plotarmored]

Who are all these men wearing make-up?! I don't know any of them! I don't even know that many women who wear make-up. Lee always went all natural.

You have awful taste in men, for the record.

[riddleman]

Huh. I can't help but wonder if you couldn't have teamed up with someone else instead.

Anyway. I knew you didn't kill Don Falcone. I assume Zsasz is being played. He's not much of a thinker. Very professional though.

[beaky]

Almost any villain in Gotham. Except Victor, he has no eyelashes so it's awkward. He does wear lip gloss though.

Lee definitely wore make up... how did you not know this? You are incredible.

Oh yeah, very aware. Between yourself and Edward, I have a type. Angry men who don't like me back. I'm trapped in a worrying pattern. I've never been more into Victor than I am now he hates me.

[beaky]

I'm having fun so I don't know. I don't care. I had some amusing times with Jerome and Jervis, surprisingly.

True. No one was thinking much apparently if they'd think I'd be that stupid. I'm glad someone got it.

[plotarmored]

To be fair to me, a lot of you villains have a quality.

I'm pretty sure she didn't. Maybe lipstick sometimes?

Into Victor Zsasz? Wow. You are a masochist.

[riddleman]

You have your moments of stupidity, but I assume that in case of Don Falcone, you'd have been unlikely to let emotions overrule your shrewdness.

Don't let Zsasz get you. I still have dibs.

[beaky]

Please stop using that term. How do you have gay friends if you speak like this?

She wears make up, trust me. I met her too, remember? Foundation, eyeliner, blush and lipstick. Very subtle but beautiful.

Yep. I'm aware. He sends me threats and I find myself angry andnworryingly interested.

[beaky]

All the boys in my life are trying to murder me.

I sometimes wonder why my mother spend so much time warning me about women when men are clearly more dangerous.

[plotarmored]

Well, no. I'd not try to avoid the elephant in the room, none of them have a crush on me. Far as I know.

Huh. You're the expert.

He threatened me too, to make me shut up. I guess I can see the appeal.

[riddleman]

You just tend to get more intense with men. Your mother couldn't see that coming. Although she really should have.

But I don't intend to murder you anymore.

[beaky]

I'm shocked you have gay friends given, to my knowledge, you have one friend and it's Harvey.

Right?

We are both very messed up people.

[beaky]

Do you think i have a gay quality?

Perfection! One down, several other men to survive.

[plotarmored]

Hey! I have at least three or four friends.

I have dated one woman who's never tried to kill me, but she doesn't want to ever see me again and I can't blame her.

[riddleman]

You are gay quality. And, more seriously, no, I just think you are gay.

My money would be on Zsasz.

[beaky]

Harvey and ... who?

You're such a lady killer.

[plotarmored]

I'm not giving you a list of my friends, Oswald.

I should probably just stop dating.

[beaky]

I am indeed. I was just wondering, Jim was making weird comments earlier.

Mine too.

[riddleman]

Oh, right. Jimbo just doesn't want to discuss your crush on him, so that's fun.

If you can expose Sofia, Zsasz would turn on her.

[beaky]

Because you don't have more than one.

I would really suggest that. Or go date Sofia. You both deserve each other.

[beaky]

It's quite amusing, yes. I just put it out there to stop him. He also thinks you have a gay quality.

I know but I don't know how to prove it.

[plotarmored]

I do too!

And we are not interested in each other, but thanks for your blessing.

[riddleman]

Of course he does, that happens all the time. Good to know that some things never change.

I could probably come up with a way.